Mind-Boggling Neuro-Synaptical Destroyers
A neuro-synaptical destroyer is something so bizarre and difficult to comprehend that is defies imagination, boggles the mind, twists the inner cellular strands of your brain, and liquefies it, if it is not properly trained. Therefore, so as not to allow your mind to stagnate and become a useless pool of jelly, we present to you some real mind-boggling, synaptical-melting thoughts upon which you can ponder and meditate. These neural-destroyers, synaptical-incinerators and mind-liquefying ideas can be analyzed by your cranial mass of interior cell conglomerations. Soon, you will begin to think like a Warmchew without even mentally taxing your thinking faculties. Without further ado, let's delve deep into these Mind-Boggling Neuro-Synaptical Destroyers and ponder 20 questions of unusual proportion.
1. If you could see through everything, you would be blind.
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2. Without using any known color, try to invent a new color.
3. If time were to suddenly stop and then start again, no matter how long a period of time, would we ever know it?
4. When something gets bleached, where does the color go?
5. Can you draw peripheral vision?
6. If there was gravity in space where would all the celestial bodies fall to?
7. If everything was two-dimensional, would distant things look close?
8. If we saw one-dimensionally, everything would be a line.
9. What if your hair bled? (Want a hair cut?)
10. Since a black hole absorbs all light, is the interior of this former star, now collapsed and condensed to an extreme degree, illuminated with a brilliance of light from all the light that it has absorbed? How could you prove this as either true or false?
11. Is it possible to explain sight to a person who was born blind? How would you do it since all your explanations would be based on sight, as you know it?
12. While drawing on a piece of paper in bright light, try to use the writing utensil in your hand to outline the shadow formed by that same writing instrument.
13. Try to record a mirror so that when the image is replayed you will be able to look into the screen and see yourself in the mirror you recorded.
14. No matter how hard you try to think of absolutely nothing, you will always be thinking of something. (Even if you were thinking of nothing, nothing is the absence of something, therefore you're thinking of something!)
15. If you were riding in an airplane, and you sat in front of the engines, and then the plane flew faster than the speed of sound, would you hear anything?
16. If you are literate, try to look at a set of words in your language without recognizing or reading any of them.
17. Do blind people dream? If so, what do they see?
18. If time didn't exist, we'd be dead!
19. If you could travel the same speed as the rotation of the earth, but in the opposite direction, thereby always keeping the sun in the same position overhead, no matter where you were on the face of the earth, the time would always be the same.
(A Warmchew question: Applying the statement above to a real-life situation, at what point in your travels would the date change to the next day?)
20. Try moving your head back and forth while keeping your eyes perfectly fixed in one position.
(Note: An owl does this all the time since they are unable to move their eyes in their sockets.)
Music: Inception - Dream is Collapsing